My Kingsmill Confession, by Alfred Kingsmill, 1772-1784.

“My name is Alfred Kingsmill and I did once steal a loaf of bread and the judge he did have me hanged. Now my family own a big bakery, and I haunt the place and do a ghostly shit in each loaf. And that is my Kingsmill confession.”

(I suspect this isn’t what they were looking for.)


October 27, 2009. Tags: . Uncategorized.

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