Eleven plus

Chances are we’re due a good few months more of speculation about who will be the eleventh Doctor Who, with slow news days between now and Spring blocked out with bookies predictions and random gossip.

News stories online mean comment threads, so why not use this handy formula to create your own witty comment post on a recent news story?

“[Public figure] should be the next Doctor Who because he could [reference to news story] the Daleks [extra bonus topical reference]”.

Here’s a few witless starters for ten to get you going:

“Russell Brand should be the next Doctor Who because he could phone up the Daleks and tell him he f**ked their granddaughter.”

“Lewis Hamilton should be the next Doctor Who because he could defeat the Daleks in spite of receiving racist abuse from the Cybermen.”

“John Sargeant should be the next Doctor Who because he could defeat the Daleks with dancing even though he can’t actually dance.”

Or you could always get more ambitious:

“John McCain should be the new Doctor Who, because he’s 900 year old and hangs around with a stupid bird who gets herself into trouble.”

Anyway, a fulfilling career in tiresome amateur drollery awaits, if you’re willing to put the time, effort and spelling mistakes in. Good luck!

Mark

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November 5, 2008. Tags: . Uncategorized.

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